Weeners
Weiner dogs are so funny.   Roxie snores and cannot sit on her butt.  
Her legs are too short.   Both are sleeping by me as I contemplate the 
future.   Ruby is curled up on the pillow as she is the Queen Wein.  Pip
 the non weiner with a weiner is out in the sun room.   Trying to catch 
flies.  I wish he would catch this last annoying fly. Here. Now. 
Buzzing.  Damn fly.  GO away.  People are like that.  Buzzing. 
Annoying.  Idiotic.  Thank the lord there are some that are interesting.
 Fun. Creative.  Quiet. Loveable.  My friends.  I love my friends.  They
 know who they are.  Many are animals.  Many have animal totems.  Laura 
might have a butterfly totem. I have a dragonfly totem.  Lisa might have
 an angel fish totem.  We have more than one.  Those are what come to me
 right now.  I also have Elk, Horse and Turkey.  What does that say 
about me?  I have strong antlers to chase people away.  I can run like 
the wind and I can act totally ridiculous like a Turkey.  Have you ever 
seen Wild Turkeys and how they behave.  They dance around, gobble at you
 and steal food from the kitty.  A white one was on my porch today 
eating Twit's food.  Poor Twit, she should chase them away.  Cold nose 
on my arm says come sit with me NOW, the non-weiner begs.

 
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