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Friday, March 21, 2014

Doctors, dentist and mouthworkers suck

Day 5 of dental hell.

Day 5 of dental hell.  I have passed duck-face to pumpkin head.  Please just kill me now.  Endodontist assistant called and asked how I was.  Pain, melon-head syndrome, just fine.  She said I better come in.  NOOOO please.  Come in- just in case. I went.  Looking like a swollen gourd.  With bruises.  Of course, add on the Clara Bow lips, and you now know why I agreed.   Dr. looked at my mouth and face and said.  All is fine, it is just trauma. - Just trauma.  WTF is "just trauma?"  I thought you might be admitting me to the hospital.  No.   Just take these pain pills and come in Monday.  But...  I look worse than my dog did when he was snake bit.   Dr.- oh no, you are fine, it is just trauma. We did quite a lot of work on you. Really?... Just trauma? Yes, just trauma. 
   
Since I have "trauma", and really feel traumatized, can't you just  admit me to the hospital-they can keep me on an IV drip and allow no visitors.  I can eat ice cream.  He said, no really you are doing well, you will be fine, it is looking good.  I said to assistant, what drugs is he on?  He is prescribing me some for the pain, I want some of those.



   

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