Day 5 of dental hell.
Day 5 of dental hell. I have passed duck-face to pumpkin head. Please just kill me now. Endodontist assistant called and asked how I was. Pain, melon-head
syndrome, just fine. She said I better come in. NOOOO please. Come in- just in case. I went. Looking like a swollen gourd. With bruises. Of course, add on the Clara Bow lips, and you now know why I agreed. Dr.
looked at my mouth and face and said. All is fine, it is just trauma. -
Just trauma. WTF is "just trauma?" I thought you might be admitting me to the hospital. No. Just take these pain pills and come in Monday. But... I look worse than my dog did when he was snake bit. Dr.- oh no, you are fine, it is just trauma. We did quite a lot of work on you. Really?... Just trauma? Yes, just trauma.
Since I have "trauma", and really feel traumatized, can't you just admit me to the hospital-they can keep me on an IV drip and allow no visitors. I can eat ice cream. He said, no really you are doing well, you will be fine, it is looking good. I said to assistant, what drugs is he on? He is prescribing me some for the pain, I want some of those.
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